• me: yes i speak that language
  • me: no not that part





Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names


*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

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roses are red
the grass is green
if arsenal doesn’t score soon
i’m going to scream

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  • baby: ma-ma-ma
  • mother: mama ? :-)
  • baby: Manuel Peter Neuer (German pronunciation: [ˈmaːnu̯ɛl ˈnɔʏ.ɐ]; born 27 March 1986) is a German footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Bayern Munich and the Germany national football team. He has been described as a "sweeper-keeper"[4] because of his unique playing style and is known for his quick reflexes, excellent shot-stopping abilities, command of his area and accurate distribution of the ball.[5][6][7] Neuer won the 2014 FIFA World Cup with Germany as well as the Golden Glove award for being the best goalkeeper in the tournament.


dark times are coming for bloggers who don’t watch doctor who

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i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.”

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Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

Thank you.

I will always re-blog this

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My whole life has been a lie

how to lose 1 million followers


i wouldnt know im not pizza

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so did we ever stop kony

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country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

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