“I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.””

Robin Williams (via avvfvl)

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Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did

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A real loser is someone who’s so afraid of not winning he doesn’t even try”

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work… Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.

(Source: wadeswilson)


You are the most beautiful girl in the world”

"You’re just saying that"

"No! I’m madly in love with you and it’s not because of your brains or your personality"

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via ffighters)

  • me: omg i have so much stuff to do
  • me: i don't even have enough time for all this
  • me: 
  • me: *opens tumblr*


there’s this guy in my neighborhood that just drives around with his samoyeds all the time

(via jeserodrig-ass)




What I want from el clásico: 

  • Toni Kroos’s first Real Madrid goal
  • Ronaldo “calma, calma” goal celebration
  • Gareth Bale burns Marc Bartra part 2
  • Messi penalty miss (preferable saved by Iker)
  • Above all, for los blancos to win.
  • some red and yellow cards
  • gutis amazing twitter live comments
  • A barca player getting dragged up after they dive

(via juliangreenery)

"She removes her wig, her eyelashes, her makeup, never breaking eye contact with the reflection of her natural self. It’s an intimate, powerful moment television doesn’t often show: A black woman removing all the elements white supremacy tells her she has to wear to be beautiful, successful, powerful." (x)

(Source: chriscolfer, via drunkxabi)


the irony pains me

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all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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it gets me every time


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do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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