If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
My family talking about me
My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup
James’ goal vs. Basel | 16.09.2014
"It’s an incredible joy after such a long time, a lot of emotions run through your head. It’s a great privilege to make millions of people happy. Not only the people who came here to Lisbon, but also the people watching it on television and in all countries. I think the effort we put in, we deserve to be kings of Europe. Ten times European champion, I think that’s something incredible. After being close for three years but just shy of playing in a final, justice is here now. We’ve suffered and showed courage, devotion, strength, and we didn’t give up. I think it’s been a tremendous final and season, delightful even though we suffered, but Madrid deserve it.
- Iker Casillas, in an interview with UEFA after winning La Decima
There are two ways to watch a soccer game:
1. With amused appreciation for well timed passes and tenacious defense.
2. WHERE YOU LIVE OR DIE BY EVERY PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED BEYOND ANY RATIONAL REASON AND YOUR HEART STOPS EVERY TIME THE OPPONENT TOUCHES THE BALL
this lion really got eyelashes
this lion is prettier than i am
ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me