can you just like


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Absolute brilliance.

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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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FACT: You can’t get Ebola through air, water, or food in the U.S. Learn more about what we’re doing to respond.


According to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, 24 children have gone missing in Virginia in the past week.

The only one that I have heard anything about on the news is Hannah Graham.

Could we have massive community and multi-agency searches for these other kids, even though they are not white, pretty females?


blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

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Anonymous said: LOL blame Arbeloa all you want ... the truth is that we have a useless ORANGE CONE in goal ! It's so typically casillista to blame the others (especially Arbeloa) when Casillas concedes goals.



are you okay 

do you need a hug
or a blanket
maybe some glasses to see what actually happened



Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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when fans of a thing make you dislike a thing

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"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

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when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

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